Just saw this segment about me on NECN.
I know television is supposed to make you look 10 pounds fatter, but I look like a Butterball turkey!!!
I am eating just one leaf of organic baby arugula for breakfast and one for dinner. That's it. Nothing else. Also, if I go kayaking tonight, I'm not going to sit in the cockpit for 90% of the trip like I usually do.
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boz...auntie lauri did not in anyway see any similarity whatsoever between yourself and a butterball turkey....in fact you could maybe even splurge of a couple large dandelions tonite...yummi! and...if you make it on oprah..can you take me??? i love you!!
Dear Boswell:
This is Mr Flapper Duck. I just wanted to mention that it's not called fat, it's called "high wing load." Don't let anyone tell you differently buddy.
Cheers,
Flap
hey boswell, we love you!! even tho we're ducks, we still think you are the bees knees. actually a few of us (the pekins) are a little big-boned too! cleo, the runner duck, has a crush on you; she wants to go kayaking with ya. wish we could email you some watermelon, but we'll settle for digital hugs!
take care -
all of us dux at duck run!
Hope you are feeling better.
I just checked with Weight Watchers and they say that arugala is ok to eat. It won't make you fat. So you can eat as much as you want and not feel guilty.
Take care. We all love you.
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